aSK mONGO aNY qUESTION

[Mongo]

...aND mONGO wILL fIND aNSWER fOR yOU!

 

[Sarek]

Who's cock did you suck for the admin assisted Karma boost, Mongo?

 

[Mongo]

Who's cock did you suck for the admin assisted Karma boost, Mongo?

mONGO'S mOUTH iS tOO sMALL to fIT rOUND hUMAN cOCK. mONGO hAD nO aSSISTANCE fROM aDMINS

 

[Sarek]

fEELING tHE hEAT, hUH?

LOL!

No.

 

[Gagh]

 

[Grammour Boy]

Does Mongo get a lot of pussy?

 

[Mongo]

Does Mongo get a lot of pussy?

nO dOUBT mORE tHAN yoU

 

[Alex Buchet]

*scratches behind mongo's ears*

 

[Dershocka]

If I was to shit in your litter box would you bury it?

 

[Mongo]

If I was to shit in your litter box would you bury it?

yES, aND tHEN mONGO wOULD sCRATCH yOUR eYES oUT

 

[Grammour Boy]

Is Mongo the old gASBOT?

 

[Mongo]

Is Mongo the old gASBOT?

nO. gASBOT iS rEDUNDANT dUAL.

iT'S nOT EASY bEING mONGO...

 

[Mongo]

mONGO!

 

[Grammour Boy]

Hi.

 

[Mongo]

tHAT nOT qUESTION

 

[eloisel]

Which is Mongo's favorite:
tuna fish with grape jelly
or
salmon in yogurt
or
creamed corn with roast chicken breast

 

[Mongo]

sALMON iN yOGURT IS mONGO'S faVORITE, bUT mONGO pREFER dEEP fRIED mOUSE

 

[Grammour Boy]

Is Mongo a cannibal? Does he like to eat other pussies?

 

[Cacophony]

Is Mongo trying to control my mind with his signature that I can't stop watching?

 

[Mongo]

Is Mongo a cannibal? Does he like to eat other pussies?

mONGO oNCE aTE oNE oF mONGO'S fELLOW cATS, bUT mONGO'S pLANE hAD cRASHED iN tHE aNDES aND tHERE wAS nO oTHER fOOD.