Ask Morrhigan Anything

[Morrhigan]

That's right, anything. G'head. Ask.

I might even answer.

 

[FBI parte due]

Who would win in a steel cage death match between Jesus and Buddha?

 

[MessengerX]

Where did the primordial cosmic egg come from?

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Have you come to terms w/ your felchiness?

 

[Starship Coyote]

Roughly when during spring to you begin shedding your winter coat?

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Roughly when during spring to you begin shedding your winter coat?

Felllerup question..


...and what do you do w/ the trimmings? Do you keep them in a box? Braid them and put them under the rat's pillow?

 

[PreatorX]

How do you feel about the use of multi-spacial-dimensions in cosmic string theory? Is this an adequate explanation for dark matter?

 

[starguard]

I have a few:

Why do people Drive on Parkways and Park in Driveways?

Why are building dwellings called "Apartments" when they are all so close together?

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

Why are traffic steets called "Highways" when they are all on the ground?



Makes you wanna go

 

[jack]

How do FBI's av tits float like that?

 

[Morrhigan]

Who would win in a steel cage death match between Jesus and Buddha?

Jesus. He's in much better shape, plus he can come back from the dead.

 

[Morrhigan]

Where did the primordial cosmic egg come from?

It coalesced out of the primordial chaos.

 

[Morrhigan]

Have you come to terms w/ your felchiness?

Obviously a trick question, like "Have you stopped beating your wife?"

Try again.

 

[Morrhigan]

Roughly when during spring to you begin shedding your winter coat?

Silly. The weather is mild here, so I shed year-round.

 

[Morrhigan]

Felllerup question..


...and what do you do w/ the trimmings? Do you keep them in a box? Braid them and put them under the rat's pillow?

I clog the shower drain with them, like everyone else does. Duh.

 

[Morrhigan]

How do you feel about the use of multi-spacial-dimensions in cosmic string theory? Is this an adequate explanation for dark matter?

Confused, and I have no idea.

 

[Morrhigan]

I have a few:

Why do people Drive on Parkways and Park in Driveways?

Because at rush hour the parkway is pretty much a parking lot. And technically, you aren't supposed to park in a driveway - you're supposed to park in the garage. The driveway is the way you drive into the garage. Unfortunately, many people fill their garage with so much crap that they end up parking their car where they should be driving it.

Why are building dwellings called "Apartments" when they are all so close together?

Because the walls keep them apart.

Which came first, the Chicken or the Egg?

Neither.

Why are traffic steets called "Highways" when they are all on the ground?

Because they're made for high speeds. Or high traffic. Or people who are high. Or because you can see them from high in the air.

 

[Morrhigan]

How do FBI's av tits float like that?

FBI? WHo's that?

If the tits are floating in air, then they've probably been pumped full of helium.

If they're floating in water, it's because tits are made of fatty tissue, and fat floats. Those of us with extra-large bosoms have our own built-in flotation devices.

 

[Blindgroping]

pICS?

 

[MessengerX]

It coalesced out of the primordial chaos.

The primordial egg is responsible for all things tangible, including any sort of chaos.

Once again, where did it come from?

 

[PreatorX]

Confused, and I have no idea.

So you would say that the current theories utilizing four spacial dimensions other than length, width, and hieght aren't far from the mark?

Can you please draw me a tesseract?