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Yub

Yub

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Ask me a question. Post a one sided convo and and I'll fill in my side. Have me fill in word bubbles. Whatever, just fill this thread to the brim with stuff for me to answer.
 
Well technically there isn't one. But it's a colloquialism, so just get typing and entertain me already.
 
OK. Question 2:

A few months back, you started a superhero caption thread.

Would you mind bumping it so I could fill in the blanks?
 
Hey Yub!
Howz it going?
Oh yeah?
For how long?
Really?
Wow, Omg I had no idea.
Is this something new?
How many people know?
Hmmmm
Yeah I'm good.
About 50, not too bad.
There is a place down the road.
Yeah
See ya later.
 
Yub said:
I hate Twilight. Angel is the best vampire.
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Ah, but I would fuck THIS non-vampire until she turned blue:


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Yub said:
No. With it so firmly wedged up your own arse, I would find it difficult, even if I did want to.
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Ah, so you are aware of the incredible length of my cock to know that I am capable of sticking it up my own asshole were I so inclined? I knew you have been thinking about my schlong.
 
LC:Hey Yub!
Y: Hey there.
LC:Howz it going?
Y: I am sleepy.
LC:Oh yeah?
Y: Hey I've been partying.
LC:For how long?
Y: 3 weeks straight. No sleep.
LC::Really?
Y: I went legally insane after the first 72 hours.
LC:Wow, Omg I had no idea.
Y: Yes. The voices of the gerbils warriors of ancient Africa helped me on my journey to enlightenment. Would you like to see my holy garden fork?
LC:Is this something new?
Y: No. I have used it many times to slay the foes of enlightenment.
LC:How many people know?
Y:None. Their blood stains the prongs of my instrument of deliverance.
LC:Hmmmm
Y: Have you heard the voices of the gerbils?
LC:Yeah I'm good.
Y: See the infidels I've stabbed with my HOLY FORK!
LC:About 50, not too bad.
Y: Now, the gerbils say I must bury them.
LC:There is a place down the road.
Y: The llamas will give you more wisdom if you help the gerbils and I.
LC:Yeah
Y: I will see you there, padawan.
LC:See ya later.
 
Dark Pickle said:
Dear Yub,

Why does St. Luceyfag insist on making this such a funny thread?

Sincerely,
The Pickle Pussy Patrol.
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If he isn't screaming LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME LOOK AT ME at the top of his voice, he fears he will melt like wax under the desert sun. I think he would cut himself and cry.
 
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