ASSGAYRD KRIMP A TOOL UP YOUR LEG AND SNIFF A BADGER IN THE HEDGE

[Mentalist]

SAID GOD

 

[CaptainWacky]

God is full of mysteries and pizza.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

And the creamy white filling will blind you

 

[Mentalist]

And he only deals in stringy genuine mozarella. Not this SHIT that isn't rel cheese. YEAH

 

[Mentalist]

VAGINA LOL

 

[CaptainWacky]

God created man in his image. I never got that part.

 

[Gagh]

Why did Bodger put his hand up Badger's arse so often?

 

[CaptainWacky]

MASHED POTAT-ENSIGN ROS!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

RAKT'JINO AND A KAVA ROLL UP MY NOSE

 

[CaptainWacky]

AND A. PARTRIDGE (Alan Partridge) IN A PEAR TREE.