ATTENTION, PEOPLE OF CANADIA...

[Volpone]

If there was a Canadian Village People, who would they be?

I've got a Mountie and an Eskimo. But I'm stuck on the others. A Quebequois? Or are there only 2 Canadian Village people because it is so much less populace? Is there a gay moose?

 

['Gear]

I think you mean The Province People.

 

[eloisel]

You have construction workers and cowboys in Canada. You can have all the Province People!

 

[CaptainWacky]

A member of the Hart family wrestling dynasty.

 

[Cassie]

A toothless gold miner.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Alanis Morissette.

 

[Cassie]

A baby seal hunter.

 

[Colonel Kira's Left Tit]

Gotta fit a moose in there somehow.

 

[The Question]

Obviously a hockey player. And an Esquimaux named Nanook. And, naturally, a fur trapper (who is strictly from commercial).

 

['Gear]

I'm not fucking around with a baby who hunts seals.

 

[Cassie]

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Wouldn't it be easier just to hand it all over to Kids In The Hall?

Chicken Lady, Gavin, Buddy Cole, Things To Do Guy and Bruno Ponce-Jones!

 

[CaptainWacky]

I remember watching that but all I remember is the name and a woman shouting.