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ATTN: BLAZERBOY

Gagh

Gagh

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YOU ARE A FUCKING GOOD BLOKE. A REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY REALLY FUCKING GOOD FUCKING BLOKE AND I FUCKING DON'T FUCKING WANT TO FUCKING PATRONISE YOU WITH A FUCKING GIBBERING POST FUCKERS.
 
I look abyssmal in white. I say matching black tuxes. No frills.

But it's gonna be a white wedding night. The walls won't be stucco when we arrive, but...

:bigass:
 
White makes my ass look too angular. Black or Grey for me, since I'll be the groom. The bride always wears white, so you are out of luck. :D
 
We'll just have to live together then. You will not get my ass into a chiffon gown, not even that sleek Vera Wang number I saw in the window the other day...
 
Hmm...don't wear a gown and no marriage, wear the gown and I get to legally bang you through the mattress for life...hmm...

Y'know, I think the Vera Wang is on sale! :D
 
NOW YOU'RE TALKING. I'm a Cancerian, we're all about the hot sudsy water.

I may need to go out, I'm hella horny AIEEEEEEEEE--anyway :D
 
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