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Aubrey Plaza Could Rape You And Totally Get Away With It

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The Question

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Because,

1. She's a woman, and they can do that just by default, but plus,

2. She's a celebrity (kind of) and you're (probably) not.

So that's, like, a two-fer. Aubrey Plaza could almost certainly just break into your place of residence, ASMR-whisper at you (as she is known to do) until your sproing-er goes 'sproing', then hop on and ride you like a stolen bicycle.

And she's get clean away with it, because she's a cute adult female type VERTEBRATE and they can do that.

And you can't stop her. CAN YOU, NO YOU CAN'T MR. DATA DON'T EVEN TRY
 
On a similar note:

Liam Neeson Could Throw Dill Pickles At You And You'd Probably Just Put Up With It

Because,

1. He's got that weird-ass scary Irish accent instead of the normal jolly Irish accent, and you wouldn't want to risk a conversation breaking out if you tell him to stop it, but mostly because

2. You'd probably just be stood there stunned and confused by such a weird and improbable occurrence, to the point where, by the time your TORTURED BRAIN fully grasped what was happening, then actually accepted it, then formulated a reaction, and then was finally ready to execute said reaction...!

He'd have got bored of doing it, stopped on his own, and wandered off.
 
The Highwayman said:
On a similar note:

Liam Neeson Could Throw Dill Pickles At You And You'd Probably Just Put Up With It

Because,

1. He's got that weird-ass scary Irish accent instead of the normal jolly Irish accent, and you wouldn't want to risk a conversation breaking out if you tell him to stop it, but mostly because

2. You'd probably just be stood there stunned and confused by such a weird and improbable occurrence, to the point where, by the time your TORTURED BRAIN fully grasped what was happening, then actually accepted it, then formulated a reaction, and then was finally ready to execute said reaction...!

He'd have got bored of doing it, stopped on his own, and wandered off.
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I'd totally let Liam Neeson throw dill pickles at me. 1) I love dill pickles 2) After he was done throwing pickles at me, I'd get dressed up in a teddy bear onesie and ask if he'd do that scene from Ted 2 with me.
 
Okay, I expected the thing you were referring to to involve some weird, deranged sex thing.

What it actually was, was way more disturbing than that.
 
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