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Avid Merrion's XXXmas special

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
A welcome return to form or more of the same old shite?
 
The last good thing I saw him do was when he did Michael Jackass and went back in time on his electric wheelchair to the thriller days or some such shit.

That was ages ago.
 
The Jacko sketch on this was good but he did go for an obvious "in bed with child" joke (but the sick child's face was funny.)
 
It's good because it will outrage a bunch of emotionally insecure MJ fans,.
 
Sh'mon!
 
Utterly incomprehensible to Americans.

That's why I love yous guys.
 
LIKE THE DAILY SHOW IN REVERSE, BONC!
 
STOP BLOWING MY MIND MENTY!! ARAGHA1!!!! I ALMOST LIKE HAGGIS AND COLDPLAY ARGGHAA!!
 
COZ THIS IS MICHAEL PILLER!!!! MICHAEL PILLER NIGHT! HES RISING FROM THE DEAD AND REWRITING TREK HISTORY FROM HIS DEMON BRAIN INFESTED HEAD!!! MICHAEL PILLER!!!!

*sang to thriller*
 
I did not know this man. Why? Because I did not know precisely what "Star Trek: Voyager" refers to.
 
Star Trek: Voyager was a tv show about rabbits.
 
sounds boring and lame, but like it would have perhaps inspired a cult following who defend it to this day.

AM I ON THE WRITE TRAC???
 
TRACK IS WHAT A TRAIN RUNS ON TREK IS WHAT THE ENTERPRISE RUNS ON DUH!
 
You couldn't be more right if you were Righty McRight, the rightest man in Rightton.
 
Yes but I sayd Trac as in the Nordic Trac, the greatest of all personal exercise equipmenti.
 
TRAC AS IN FUNKY 80's TRAC SUITS THAT MIDDLE CLASS GUSTAPO TRANSVESTIVES SAY ON THE GREEN HILL OF MAAARCKROWNGOO?


What?
 
TRAC SUITS ARE THE ONLY SUITS I WILL EVER WEAR!!

EXCEPT FOR THIS WEEK AND THE REST OF THE MONDAY THROUGH FRIDAYS WHEN I WEAR YOUR STANDARD BUSINESS SUIT, THOUGH PERHAPS WITH CERTAIN SLIGHT FLAIR TO SHOW THAT I AM AN INDIVIDUAL AND NOT LIKE THE REST OF YOU. IT IS MY BUTTON THAT SAYS THIS.
 
I wish I was a goth. The I would be able to write bad poetry and actually think it was good.


BUT INSTEAD I JUST TAP THE ENDLESS SERIES OF BATON WEILDING MAD CRAZY LITHOGRAPHS THAT MY MIND POSESESESESS (I got bored trying to spell that) But i can! LOOK! *Possesses* SEE I'M GREAT!


Ok, I'm weirding myself out now.
 
AHAHAHAAHAHA that was your best post tonight so far!!!
 
Only saw the first half but have it taped.
 
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