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Awful child situation

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DarthSikle

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True story.

I am a single dad for three young girls, ages 16, 9 and 4. The ex lives 3 hours away and is supposed to see them every two week ends. She had to cancel last weekend due to her traveling with her new job. My 4 year old keeps a calander that she writes mommy in on the days she is supposed to see her. She crosses off each day and counts the days to see mommy. When I told her this last weekend that mommy had to go away for week, she kept crying and pointing to the calander and saying I was wrong, the calendar said mommy.
 
This is a perfect opportunity to impart the fact on the little one that life is nothing more than a crushing and sequential set of dissapointments culminating in death.
 
DarthSikle said:
True story.

I am a single dad for three young girls, ages 16, 9 and 4. The ex lives 3 hours away and is supposed to see them every two week ends. She had to cancel last weekend due to her traveling with her new job. My 4 year old keeps a calander that she writes mommy in on the days she is supposed to see her. She crosses off each day and counts the days to see mommy. When I told her this last weekend that mommy had to go away for week, she kept crying and pointing to the calander and saying I was wrong, the calendar said mommy.
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Life's a bitch, and then you have to explain it to your kids.
 
So which one is the awful child? Oh, right, the smallest one. No worries, wood chippers handle life's little dilemmas with efficiency and aplomb.
 
Awwww, everyone is so mean! I feel for you DS.

I wish I could say to my niece and nephew that the reason their parents are such fucks ups as parents is because of work but no, their parents are just selfish. I hope you did something extra special for your baby.
 
DarthSikle said:
True story.

I am a single dad for three young girls, ages 16, 9 and 4. The ex lives 3 hours away and is supposed to see them every two week ends. She had to cancel last weekend due to her traveling with her new job. My 4 year old keeps a calander that she writes mommy in on the days she is supposed to see her. She crosses off each day and counts the days to see mommy. When I told her this last weekend that mommy had to go away for week, she kept crying and pointing to the calander and saying I was wrong, the calendar said mommy.
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Dude, that SUCKS!!! I'll give you a call sometime this week, I'll try and get together even if it's at your house.

HOLY SHIT, she's NINE already? Christ, I'm gettin' old!
 
Laker_Girl said:
Awwww, everyone is so mean! I feel for you DS.

I wish I could say to my niece and nephew that the reason their parents are such fucks ups as parents is because of work but no, their parents are just selfish. I hope you did something extra special for your baby.
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Thanks. Everyone is being realitively nice considering this is TK. LOL. Even the mean spirited ones are funny.

Also, a lot of people may not know whether this is real or not. Fortunately it is true.
 
Decapitate your wife, present the head to your youngest, and then say "Mommy's here, now".

And it would be rude not to pity-fuck the dead, headless body as well.
 
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