BACK TO THE FUTURE PLOT LOOPHOLE

[Gagh]

No good looking woman got their tits out at any point in the movie, causing MARTY to get uncontrollable shakes, and fuck the Prof's dog.

 

[whisky]

They did in the unfilmed sequal, back to the future 4:Where Marty accidently swaps bodies with Ron Jeramy.

 

[The Question]

I thought it was that he swapped bodies with Lea Thompson, and then their respective characters did nothing but stand around groping themselves for the rest of the film?

 

[Gagh]

I'd watch it.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I don't care if Lea Thompson was my Mom, I'd hit it.

 

[The Question]

Hit it first and ask questions later?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Exactly. If I "found out" she was my young mom, oops, my bad.

But that brings up an interesting question: What if Marty McFly had "hit it" with his gorgeous young mom, and impregnated her, THEREBY BECOMING HIS OWN FATHER??? I JUST BLEW MY OWN MIND!!!

 

[The Question]

Couldn't happen -- Marty's "father's" DNA would start changing infinitely and never stabilize. He'd just cease to exist because his DNA would never be stable enough to result in his birth.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

SORRY, DIDN'T READ, MY MIND IS STILL BLOWN, I'LL GET BACK TO YOU ON THAT ONE, IN THE MEANTIME I AM GOING TO LOOK FOR PICTURES OF LEA THOMPSON IN HER PRIME!!

 

[CaptainWacky]

Well, he would have "hit" his mom in 1955 so that would make him 30 in 1985 rather than a highschool student AND THE WHOLE UNIVERSE WOULD HAVE IMPLODED ON DOC BROWN'S EYEBROWS.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You know you'd hit it like a stubborn Mexican bean-picker:

 

[Big Dick McGee]

 

[CaptainWacky]

Obviously, but I'm desperate.

 

[Henoch]

It's a family film & i'm glad there were no titties to distract from the sheer genius of the film.

 

[CaptainWacky]

TRUST HENOCH TO BE SERIOUS IN A BACK TO THE FUTURE THREAD!

 

[Henoch]

TRUST HENOCH TO BE SERIOUS IN A BACK TO THE FUTURE THREAD!

You can count on it!

 

[CaptainWacky]

MAKE LIKE A TREE...AND GET OUT OF HERE!

 

[Henoch]

Although i do think Biff professed to hate Marty just a little too much, most likely hiding some deep seeded homo erotic feelings for Marty. Biff raping Marty's ass still could have been worked into the family oriented theme IMO.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Yes, ass rape can be done for comedy, with Marty walked "bow-legged" afterwards and doc saying "your anus could effect the time space CUMtinium!"

 

[Mentalist]

WE'RE TAKING YOU!! BACK TO THE BAD TOUR@!!