Volpone
Zombie Hunter
After the discussion of temporal paradoxes, I got to thinking about "Back to the Future." What if, instead of going back to the future, Marty just stays, settles down with his Mom and raises a family, only naming his youngest Marty Jr. They stick Doc Brown's car in the garage and drag it out when it is time to send it to the past, Marty can still warn Doc about the Libyans and they can use the money he'd have spent to invent the car to build another car.
The only real flaw I can see is Marty's kids, being horribly inbred, might wind up mildly retarded. So when it is time for Marty Jr. to go back...no, it should be fine. Because he's still going back. Or wait. The timeline still works, but each time going forward, the McFly kids get more and more inbred. Oh, and Doc and Marty probably have to murder young George and hide his body.
Ick.
The only real flaw I can see is Marty's kids, being horribly inbred, might wind up mildly retarded. So when it is time for Marty Jr. to go back...no, it should be fine. Because he's still going back. Or wait. The timeline still works, but each time going forward, the McFly kids get more and more inbred. Oh, and Doc and Marty probably have to murder young George and hide his body.
Ick.