Badlands Riddle Thread

[jack]

What's a four letter word that ends in "k" and means intercourse?


Talk, silly.

 

[jack]

I come in a lot of different sizes. Sometimes, I drip a little. If you blow me, it feels really good. What am I?

Your nose. God what dirty minds y'all have.

 

[jack]

You stick your poles inside me. You tie me down to get me up. I get wet before you do. What am I?

A tent. I know what you were thinking.

 

[jack]

All day long it’s in and out. I discharge loads from my shaft. Both men and women go down on me. What am I?

An elevator. Dirty minds!!!

 

[jack]

I’m spread out before being eaten. Your tongue gets me off. Sometimes people lick my nuts. What am I?

Peanut butter. Filthy minds abound@!!