Battle information.

[Dual]

Because of the shutdown, we've been forced to postpone our siege of the playground until later today.

As you awaken, feel free to start the siege. As the day goes on, more of our forces will arrive.

We will obliterate all traces of what the playground once represented. In its place, we shall establish a glorious colony of The Badlands, modeled in our own image!

 

[The Dork Lord]

This is a really stupid idea.

 

[Gonad]

And one from the 5th tonight.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Anarchy? Sure. Why the hell not? With the writer's strike on, the television is woefully boring.

And TK will eat itself.

 

[The Dork Lord]

Everyone make a huge 1000+ Spam page so we can slow the server to a death crawl!

Then we all get banned!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

We should exchange contact information.

 

[Kerb Crawler]

EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO REMAIN IN CONTACT AND GET ORGANIZED, SEND ME A PM WITH YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESSES AND MEASUREMENTS, ALSO AN 8X10 GLOSSY OF YOUR BEWBZ!

Thank you.

~ The Management

 

[The Dork Lord]

fuck it:

[email protected]

REACH OUT AND TOUCH A DORK!

 

[The Dork Lord]

Watch as my inbox fills up with death-threats.

 

[Gagh]

LOL ENGINEERED BATTLE

 

[Gagh]

FOR CARDASSIA!

 

[The Dork Lord]

No one's emailed me yet

 

[Gagh]

Of course not.

 

[jack]

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