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BB 10 US Rankings

Eggs Mayonnaise

Eggs Mayonnaise

All In With The Nuts
1) Angie - Lovely. Wouldn't hurt a fly. Those fuckers are evicting her tomorrow night, too. FUCKERS.
2) Renny - Old Southern belle actually has some game. WIN!
3) Memphis - Handsome, stoic, mischievous. +1 for hating Jerry.
4) Dan - Floater. Too conservative, but fun to watch as he plays the game.
5) Michelle - Don't really like her, but she's aligned with people I like.
6) Jerry - Disgusting pervy old man. Clueless. Will be gone soon, otherwise I'd rank him lower.
7) Jessie - Asshole bodybuilder manchild. Should be going home instead of Angie. Selfish, rude.
8) Keesha - Dumbass blonde who is sending Angie home out of jealousy (the boys like Angie better)
9a-b) April/Ollie - Interchangeable lackeys to Keesha/Libra. They have sex all the time. It's not fun to watch. At all.
10) Libra - Loudmouthed shrew who is pulling the strings and instilling a mob mentality in the house. Needs to suffer.
 
How come BB wasn't on last night? I couldn't stay awake for after dark, so I don't know who has been evicted.
 
OH.. I see they decided to switch to Thursdays. I just wish this would give the dumb asses enough time to change their minds and get rid of Jessie.
 
He's just not as cute as he seemed at first. He is boring, shit they're all boring really.
 
Nobody can relate to him and his stories of the old days. He's gotten into skirmishes with Jessie and Memphis over personal issues. Renny (the other old person) no longer trusts that he is "with the group".

He's kind of screwed, the poor guy. But he came in claiming to be a BB expert, and it hasn't really case so far, based on his gameplay. You can tell the others don't really like him as much as they tolerate him.

Oh and YES HE'S A PERV.
 
Of course. They are all either mean, self-absorbed, paranoid twits (Libra, April, Keesha) or pussywhipped ex-virgins (Ollie) or semi-anti-social badasses (Memphis, Michelle, Jessie Angie) or goofy 'characters' (Renny, Dan, Jerry).

And nobody else has the right to be who they are or do anything that anyone might consider "disrespectful". As if they knew the true meaning of the word. Twats.

Angie is cool though. However, she is going to be evicted in an hour becuase the other girls can't stand that the boys like her more. That's the level of game we're getting so far...
 
MY BB RANKING
1) Memphis - hated him at first, now he is the least annoying person in the house. He'll probably be evicted next week.
2) Renny - kick ass crazy lady, wish she'd stop hanging out with Keesha and Libra but she'd probably be evicted if she didn't.
3) Dan - never says or does anything interesting, therefore he doesn't annoy me. I see great potential for him since he was chosen as America's Player. He has a mischievous look.
4) Ollie - could be a great player if he'd take his penis out of April for a few minutes.
5) Jessie - hate him, but he is Libra's #1 enemy in the house so he gets a higher ranking. Last night he made Libra foam at the mouth.
6) Jerry - annoying, and stupid. Thinks he's on the winning team, but would switch in a heartbeat if the other side won HoH.
7) Michelle - I hate her voice, umm, like, ummm.
8) April - Her forehead is fucking HUGE, and she didn't wash her hair after the HoH competition. She looks like she smells bad.
9) Keesha - LIKE, OMG, LIKE I CAN'T BELIEVE SHE JUST SAID THAT TO ME. I CAN'T FUCKING STAND HER. Has the most annoying nasally voice, thinks everything is a big deal, and never shuts up.
10) Libra - psycho black lady, easily offended, never stops talking strategy. Her nostrils are huge, April could probably fit her head into one of them. MY FEELINGS WERE HURT, MY FEELINGS WERE HURT, MY FEELINGS WERE HURT... too infinity and beyond!!!
 
Yeah, Angie was evicted. The spice girls have been in charge of the house for the last couple weeks and they're dumber than dirt.
 
PRE-SUNDAY-SHOW SPOILERS...










April is now Head of Household, and she nominated Memphis and Jessie. They held the Power of Veto competition a day early, and Jerry won the veto. Several people won prizes in the POV competition, but Michelle has to wear Jen's red unitard for the rest of the week. :eek:

Jessie continues to mouth off and annoy people, while Keesha gets all cozy with Memphis now that Angie is out of the way, so it looks like Jessie is finally going. But there are still 4 days of negotiating and backstabbing to go...
 
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