BB8 - IT'S OFFICIAL

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

'Big Brother' host Julie Chen

CBS Picks Up Another 'Big Brother'http://www.zap2it.com/tv/news/zap-cbspicksupbigbrother8,0,3432349.story?coll=zap-news-headlines
After one all-star run, regular shut-ins will return

February 1, 2007

CBS has ordered up an eighth season of its reality franchise "Big Brother" for this summer.

The strangers-in-a-box series has aired every summer since 2000 when it premiered within weeks of the launch of CBS' other venerable unscripted contest, "Survivor."

Julie Chen will return for another round of bare-shouldered hosting and Allison Grodner and Rich Meehan will remain on board as executive producers. Arnold Shapiro, another long-time executive producer, will serve as a creative consultant.

Last summer "Big Brother: All-Stars" welcomed back an assortment of favorites and saw Mike "Boogie" Malin top the other 19 all-stars to win the $500,000 top prize.

For its eighth installment, "Big Brother" will go back to its regular, unknown contestants who will, once again, share a house bedecked in cameras for three months, voting people out every week.

Lawd, that woman makes me wanna hurt things and people. Ick.

SADDLE UP THIS JUNE ME DROOGIES!1!11

 

[Cassie]

and may they never do another all-star BB again. Amen.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Took the words right outta my mouth.

 

[CaptainWacky]

They're auditioning for our BB8 now, hopefully they'll choose to put some intelligent people in this year after the racism storm.

 

[Cassie]

I don't mind the dumb asses as long as they're new dumb asses and not recycled dumb asses.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Hopefully you'll get some nudity.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would it even be shown?

 

[Cassie]

not in good old God fearing America. The sight of a nipple sends the bible thumpers into a tizzy.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

That's why I said hopefully.

Hopefully someone will describe a person's nudity in such accurate detail that you'll think you actually saw it yourself.

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Nudity would be shown on the 24-hour live Web feeds that people pay for. But most of the houseguests are too prudish to get naked on camera anyway, unless they're drunk off their asses.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Whereas here they get naked so often that half the time it doesn't even make the highlights because we've seen it too many times before.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

They don't even bother showing all the racism. "Paki" was apparently said in song and we didn't get to hear it.

 

[CaptainWacky]

According to the Sun though, who have been known to MAKE SHIT UP.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

As exemplified by their slogan "we're loving it". No we're sodding not.