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BEERGOGGLES DIPSHIT

Hahaha. Many have tried my little Canadian idiot, but none have succeeded.

Why so much hate and you don't even know me?
 
beergoggles said:
Hahaha. Many have tried my little Canadian idiot, but none have succeeded.

Why so much hate and you don't even know me?
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I am surprised you could tell I am Canadian from my avatar. I was certain one such as yourself would think that to be the flag of Antartica.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I am surprised you could tell I am Canadian from my avatar. I was certain one such as yourself would think that to be the flag of Antartica.
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Same thing, really. Beer is probably just as expensive. Weather sucks in both places and there's not much to see.
 
beergoggles said:
Same thing, really. Beer is probably just as expensive. Weather sucks in both places and there's not much to see.
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Awww, a widdle cold weather bothers you? Typical American wimp. 'Oooh, I am not going out there today! It is almost cold! Too much for my blood! I shall return to the comfort of my mommy's arms!'.

I abhor fucking American wimps who whine about my country's weather. Fuck. As for the 'not much to see' part, come visit my city. We own the tallest building on the planet. Oh wait. We also own a stadium with a full-retractable roof. The entire USA does not even have this. This is where my Blue Jays PWn your fucking American ass and this is your country's national pastime.

You have a fucking nerve being an American and mentioning beer. That fucking swill you asshole motherfuckers brew is NOT beer. It is swill. Piss to some in other parts of my country. We refuse to touch the stuff. One may as well consume actual piss. For fuck sakes, learn how to brew beer you American piece-of-shit!
 
^See how easy he is to own? Get your giggles in quickly because his blood pressure rises and he tends to put people on ignore, like the weakling he is.
 
Damn, I can't imagine what it's like going through life measuring one's entire worth against the most powerful country in the world. Seems a trifle psychotic to me, and guarantees disappointment.

I'll pray for you and toast to the Great White North. Love that whole retractable roof thing dude. Something you Canuks can be really, really proud of. Good job.
 
beergoggles said:
Damn, I can't imagine what it's like going through life measuring one's entire worth against the most powerful country in the world. Seems a trifle psychotic to me, and guarantees disappointment.

I'll pray for you and toast to the Great White North. Love that whole retractable roof thing dude. Something you Canuks can be really, really proud of. Good job.
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Yet you cannot even engineer such a construct. Why is that? Oopsy. Needed us to build a fucking arm for your shuttlecraft. Too stupid to learn how to do it yourself? How about those satellites? NASA begs us for use of ours because we have the most-advanced satellites ever built. Shit. All that software you use within your huge radio-telescopes. Check the bottom next time you review such software and ye shall see the Canadian flag. Wait. Go on bragging about those two robot rovers you have plying the plains of Mars. Oh wait, their components were constructed just a couple of kilometres north of me in Markham, Ontario Canada. Oopsy.

The fastest plane ever built? Canadian. You used the dimensions of our Avro Arrow to kickstart your own aviation industry which was dying a slow death. Had we continued with this interceptor, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing etc. would not exist today.

Now run along. I tire of my American beer-swilling bitch. You need to get out of my forum. You do understand that it is mine and when you come in, you must seek permission to do so. You must also bow down before me in homage although I would suggest when bowing down cover your asshole. I think MESSENGER is around somewhere.
 
Wow, I've never seen such an interesting case of national insecurity. Take off you hoser. Canada sucks, all twelve of you.

Now go play in the snow and leave the internet to the adults.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yet you cannot even engineer such a construct. Why is that? Oopsy. Needed us to build a fucking arm for your shuttlecraft. Too stupid to learn how to do it yourself? How about those satellites? NASA begs us for use of ours because we have the most-advanced satellites ever built. Shit. All that software you use within your huge radio-telescopes. Check the bottom next time you review such software and ye shall see the Canadian flag. Wait. Go on bragging about those two robot rovers you have plying the plains of Mars. Oh wait, their components were constructed just a couple of kilometres north of me in Markham, Ontario Canada. Oopsy.

The fastest plane ever built? Canadian. You used the dimensions of our Avro Arrow to kickstart your own aviation industry which was dying a slow death. Had we continued with this interceptor, Lockheed-Martin, Boeing etc. would not exist today.

Now run along. I tire of my American beer-swilling bitch. You need to get out of my forum. You do understand that it is mine and when you come in, you must seek permission to do so. You must also bow down before me in homage although I would suggest when bowing down cover your asshole. I think MESSENGER is around somewhere.
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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLOLOL!O!!!!)(*&#%)(*&#!!
 
beergoggles said:
Wow, I've never seen such an interesting case of national insecurity. Take off you hoser. Canada sucks, all twelve of you.

Now go play in the snow and leave the internet to the adults.
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I await the cash from you. As you know, we won the free-trade war. You fuckers owe us $6 billion dollars. I accept cash only. Thank you. Dumbfuck Americans. Demand we sign a free-trade agreement which would result in the removal of all tariffs (that is why they wanted it you fucking genius) yet when things did not go your way (we were kicking your fucking ass back across the border and picking your pockets because of better trade practices on our part) you cried for your mommies and demanded tariffs be brought up to protect your jobs. Boo hoo. Shit. We build American cars better than the Americans do. You want to hear something funny? The Americans ADMIT this to be true. *ROTFLMAO*.

Keep yapping buddy and we will see fit to refuse your oil shipments. Can have you accessing the internet without energy of any kind now can we? Now shut the fuck up and take note that you are Canada's bitch. Fuck with us and we stop all shipments of Canadian energy to the USA. Freeze in the dark you cocksuckers.
 
SaintLucifer said:
I await the cash from you. As you know, we won the free-trade war. You fuckers owe us $6 billion dollars. I accept cash only. Thank you. Dumbfuck Americans. Demand we sign a free-trade agreement which would result in the removal of all tariffs (that is why they wanted it you fucking genius) yet when things did not go your way (we were kicking your fucking ass back across the border and picking your pockets because of better trade practices on our part) you cried for your mommies and demanded tariffs be brought up to protect your jobs. Boo hoo. Shit. We build American cars better than the Americans do. You want to hear something funny? The Americans ADMIT this to be true. *ROTFLMAO*.

Keep yapping buddy and we will see fit to refuse your oil shipments. Can have you accessing the internet without energy of any kind now can we? Now shut the fuck up and take note that you are Canada's bitch. Fuck with us and we stop all shipments of Canadian energy to the USA. Freeze in the dark you cocksuckers.
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So we took you for 6 billion and you still build our cars for us? We fucked you on the free trade deal and you still think it's worth something? This is good. Keep going.

Face it, you with you were south of the border. Come join the 11 million illegals, you'll blend right in.
 
beergoggles said:
So we took you for 6 billion and you still build our cars for us? We fucked you on the free trade deal and you still think it's worth something? This is good. Keep going.

Face it, you with you were south of the border. Come join the 11 million illegals, you'll blend right in.
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Ask any Canadian if he/she would be willing to live in the 'mighty' USA. Then watch them laugh aloud with their spittle hitting your face.

We do not build your cars for you. We build them for the world. We take the cash and run. Yes you fucked us on the free trade deal but we fucked you right back. Our Prime Minister (bless his Conservative heart) had considered threatening your oil imports if you dared attempt to fuck us over with the NAFTA ruling in our favour. Seems you caved. We own your energy balls and you know it. We cap the flow and your entire country goes bankrupt. We have enough oil to last us for centuries. You do not. We have enough fresh water to last us for centuries (unpolluted to boot). You do not. Our gold reserves alone could probably purchase your entire country. We have one diamond mine that dwarfs anything South Africa has, never mind the USA. This mine alone would probably allows us to turn New York City into our private parking lot for Canadian tourists who need a good laugh.
 
By the way, try not to get sick or cut your finger. You do not want to put up your mommy's home as payment for a simple tourniquet for your arm. *ROTFLMAO*. I have been meaning to ask. What does a medical bill look like? *ROTFLMAO*.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Ask any Canadian if he/she would be willing to live in the 'mighty' USA. Then watch them laugh aloud with their spittle hitting your face.

We do not build your cars for you. We build them for the world. We take the cash and run. Yes you fucked us on the free trade deal but we fucked you right back. Our Prime Minister (bless his Conservative heart) had considered threatening your oil imports if you dared attempt to fuck us over with the NAFTA ruling in our favour. Seems you caved. We own your energy balls and you know it. We cap the flow and your entire country goes bankrupt. We have enough oil to last us for centuries. You do not. We have enough fresh water to last us for centuries (unpolluted to boot). You do not. Our gold reserves alone could probably purchase your entire country. We have one diamond mine that dwarfs anything South Africa has, never mind the USA. This mine alone would probably allows us to turn New York City into our private parking lot for Canadian tourists who need a good laugh.
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You're funny, sorta like a drunk cat is funny. I was unaware that Canada was such a superpower. Please go on.
 
beergoggles said:
You're funny, sorta like a drunk cat is funny. I was unaware that Canada was such a superpower. Please go on.
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Yes. We are a superpower. Economically. Not militarily. Why would we require a large military when we have you around? We Canadians are bright individuals. We see a military powerhouse to the south of us who would never allow another nation to touch our soil. Why pay all of those ridiculous taxes for a military that is not needed? We have you to do the paying. By the way, thanks for anteing over all those tax dollars for my protection. Don't think I do not appreciate it.
 
SaintLucifer said:
Yes. We are a superpower. Economically. Not militarily. Why would we require a large military when we have you around? We Canadians are bright individuals. We see a military powerhouse to the south of us who would never allow another nation to touch our soil. Why pay all of those ridiculous taxes for a military that is not needed? We have you to do the paying. By the way, thanks for anteing over all those tax dollars for my protection. Don't think I do not appreciate it.
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Perhaps you are not the complete idiot you pretend to be. I will leave you to your little hovel now.
 
beergoggles said:
Perhaps you are not the complete idiot you pretend to be. I will leave you to your little hovel now.
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Ah but I can pretend to be an idiot. You cannot for it is your true nature. That must truly suck.
 
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