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Best advice for trying to sell my dog!

johnford

johnford

Fuck me silly
I'm in a real moral dilema where I have to sell my beloved dog as I am moving or not to sell my special little guy. The thing is I love my poochie to death but for employment purposes i must move,the apartment you see the only one I can afford,doesn't allow pets. So you can certainly see my dilema.

If I give away my dog for free then god only knows what abusive cretin could get theirs hands on him and I can't very well have that now can I? But if I sell him I may be able to provide him with a good home and pocket a little money to score some alcohol,which will drown away my sorrows of missing my dear dear dog,Cujo.

I have a possible owner lined up,a blindman,yes,my soggy is specially trained you see. Should I sell my beloved pooch to him? Since he is blind I don't think he'd notice the foam fizzling out of Cujo's mouth and since he is deaf he won't be able to hear the bitter intense growls of my lovely rabies infested pit bull. He's very people friendly you see. He's a little aggressive around food so watch your hands. I probably should of told that blind man that but oh well he'll find out for himself. The question I need to ask is it morally ok to sell my rapid mutt to a handicapped individual?

Now to come up with ads trying to pitch blow up dolls,used towells and other useless crap to advertise on some boards. ;)
 
Not a bad idea. Need to compare prices. I hear China pays well for dog meat. I wonder if I should bother to mention it is plagued with disease. hmm.
 
Too late. I sold it to the Chinese for a pretty penny as they were willing to buy fresh dog meat needless to say I failed to mention it had rabies. Oh well what can ya do? If your in China it'd be best not to eat at any fast food joints for a while.
 
If it's a purebred and you aren't able to sell it in time, try to look up a rescus shelter in your area for that particular dog. Many of them love these doggies and will make sure not to adopt them out to an owner that can't properly care for them.
 
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