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Best last line in a tv show

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
What are some of the best final lines to appear in a tv show? Here are some of my favourites...

"Sorry, but we, the bar Cheers, are closed, but also it's a double meaning because this is the last episode of the tv show also named Cheers." - Sam
"But I left my hat inside!" - Woody
Cheers

"I killed them. I killed them all. They're dead, every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women and the children, too. They're like animals, and I slaughtered them like animals. I HATE THEM." - Jessica Fletcher
Murder, She Wrote

"I should have done this a long time ago." -Picard
"You were always welcome." - Troi
"So, five-card stud, nothing wild... and the sky's the limit." - Picard
"But how can the sky be the limit when we are in space, sir?" - Data
"DAMN IT!" - Picard
Star Trek: The Next Generation
 
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"You've just got to live like a person; how does that feel?" -Faith
"Yeah, Buffy. What are we gonna do now?" -Dawn
"Well, you two will probably keep working. I'll just sorta fade out of popular culture. Maybe I'll go blow goats or something" -Buffy
Buffy The Vampire Slayer

"I love you all. Class dismissed. Ya little fish fuckers." -Mr. Feeny
Boy Meets World

"The second button is the key button. It literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it -- it's too high, it's in no-man's-land." -Jerry
"Haven't we had this conversation before?" -George
"You think?" -Jerry
"I think we have." -George
"...Yeah, maybe we have. Let's go get some hookers and blow." -Jerry
Seinfeld
 
(Cut back to the diner from black)
"Now that you've all reached the diner, I have an announcement. The feds are raiding the house as we sit here. And I decided the best way to go out is as a family, so I poisoned the onion rings we're all picking on. See youse all on the other side!"
The Sopranos

Rachel: "Do you guys have to go right away or do you have some time?"
Monica: "We've got some time."
Phoebe: "Why don't we get a cup of coffee?"
Chandler: "Sure! ... Where?"
Joey: "Hey this baby is delicious! Anybody got some hot sauce?"
Friends

Jake: "Kira, did you just fart?"
Deep Space Nine
 
"Space: the final frontier. I have had it just about up to my balls with space." -James T. "See You Guys After I Get A New Toupee" Kirk
Star Trek: The Original Series
 
Abigail: "What are you thinking about?"
Jed: "Tomorrow... when we start interviewing live-in nurses and I get to sneak some tiddy grabs."
The West Wing
 
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