Best method for destroying a man

[feijuada]

When locked in mortal combat with another man I prefer to pummel his body with blows until all his bones are broken, and then I rip his heart out and take a big bite while my foe watches. Others claim that it is better to rip the arms off Steven Segal style and then dropkick the now unarmed foe.

What do you think?

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

When locked in mortal combat with another man I prefer to pummel his body with blows until all his bones are broken, and then I rip his heart out and take a big bite while my foe watches. Others claim that it is better to rip the arms off Steven Segal style and then dropkick the now unarmed foe.

What do you think?

Why not just snap his dogs neck and shove it up his girlfriends ass? Then skull fuck his mother while playing with hand puppets?

Think outside the box man. Think.

 

[feijuada]

Why not just snap his dogs neck and shove it up his girlfriends ass? Then skull fuck his mother while playing with hand puppets?

Think outside the box man. Think.

Then he will swear revenge on me and interrupt my 20 girl orgy at my house one night by blowing it up and killing all the girls while I am miraculously unharmed.

 

[Henoch]

I just say NO to violence.

 

[BitchSlapSmitty]

Then he will swear revenge on me and interrupt my 20 girl orgy at my house one night by blowing it up and killing all the girls while I am miraculously unharmed.

All that does dude, is create more orifices in said 20 girls who are now 200 pieces of gory love fuckness!

I envy you.

 

[feijuada]

But how can I DP them?

ALso I forgot to mention that human hearts are tasty.