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Bevers are the ninjas of the animal world

Someone has to stand up to those stinkin' BADGERS...
 
Beavers are where it's at.
 
Canadian beavers are tricksy - dont turn your back on them - they could make a tree fall on your head!
THis is why we wear toques ALL THE TIME.
 
If you swapped a log with your cock would a beaver nibble on it?
 
I don't have a cock, Captain Wacked out!
 
I was just asking in general! For a friend.
 
The beavers would notice it was not an actual log.
 
But maybe they'd have to nibble it first to know...
 
They can tell by the smell.
 
STOP RUINING MY FANTASIES...I mean my friend's fantasies...
 
That made me LOL but as no one's in the house I couldn't alarm anyone. Disappointing. Like Captain Wacky's fantasy ...NOW.
 
The best way to alarm people would be to write "I FOLLOW CAPTAIN WACKY'S TEACHINGS" on the all the mirrors with lipstick.
 
You know what must be done.
 
My BIL said he was going to use Captain Wacky's painting in an article he was writing about "Internet Communities"!
Alarming.

I should ask him what he means by it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
You should know that any image of CaptainWacky contains my essence and will be watching you from behind the frame.
 
Well that was the whole point!
 
His photo is banned in the queens bedroom.
 
But not from her bathroom...
 
She's waiting to see which way Scotland votes next year.
 
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