Big Brother 8 Spoilers

[Gagh]

PETER DOHERTY invades the house with his Cocaine Cannon, taking out 4 housemates. A Virgin with a HUGE HEAD wins after Clark's new power of mind control alters the minds of the ENTIRE BRITISH NATION.

 

[CaptainWacky]

I WIN!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

A virgin wins? That happened before. And he was from a small Scottish island and everything. After the gay, the tranny and the monkey(Pete), it really ought to be one of those black single mother left handed amputee deaf and blind munchkins I've been hearing about.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Blacks aren't allowed to win.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

So that's why the producers had it in for Ash?