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Big Brother: Mine Field Hijack

Fuddlemiff

Fuddlemiff

Is this real life?
So what would y'all do if you were big brother and could set any rules you liked or play pranks on the housemates?

I reckon I'd start by putting an OVEN in the BEDROOM! GENIUS!
 
Put everyone but Emilia, Jeremy and Amy up for eviction.
 
I would hide everyone's underwear.
 
Ooh, I like that. But leave one person still with theirs so they look like they took the others.
 
I'd make them all eat frozen Irn Bru.
 
I would make sure they had plenty of booze ALL THE TIME. The US BB people are cheap asses.. last season they'd give 'em a six pack and a bottle of wine. HARDLY ENOUGH to catch a buzz on.
 
I don't think Emilia drinks.
 
She could be tricked into drinking, IMO.
 
All she seems to do is stand on her head all the time. I mean, sure, you've got a talent, but give it a rest. Her brother was standing behind her in the bathroom waiting to brush his teeth, so what does he do? Stands on his head of course! Perfectly ordinary household behaviour when waiting for the loo!

Yeah, so get them drunk and laugh when they think they're upside down but really they're sitting on their arses with vomit down their shirts.
 
^lol@ vision of standing on head whilst waiting to brush teeth.
clearly I am missing out by not watching this series.
 
She has to keep her body supple by practicing every day, you ignorant fecker.
 
why? is she a gymnast?
(I'm starting to be interested in this show, it sounds so, so - kooky.

Kooky? - ok, I was gonna write WACKY. THERE.)
 
ye gods! circus performers! well, that's normal in a house.....
 
She's been contorting since age four.
 
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