Probably a thread about this already been posted AT SOME POINT but it is true. We would be a lot more entertaining.
Eggs kicking off in the Diary Room demanding Stoli and Elvis Costello songs to party to. Wacky arriving in a MANKIND costume to the house and PILE DRIVING Davina before rolling up the stairs to the house in a feat that defies gravity shouting "BANG BANG!"
Cassie and Curious arriving to the house dressed as original series CYLONS and Fuddlemiff and Whisky wearing crowns of LEGO recreating some of the more memorable arguments between Lou and Harold from Neighbours.
Gagh would be wearing one of those emu costumes but instead of being an emu he would be an AT-AT and he would refuse to take it off for the entire three months and would end up tearing the pillows and bedding apart and make a corner of the garden in to HOTH.
FBI would arrive with a fake mustache because you need to be 18 to get in the house but Davina would be gurning and trying to recover from the HELLACIOUS pile driver that the Wackster had executed on her only moments before and he would get by unnoticed. Headvoid would pretend his maternal grandmothers grandmother was BLACK and try and trick the other house mates into calling him a GOLLIWOG by constantly asking them who his favourite RUPERT BEAR character was while Grammour Boy would arrive in a STARFLEET UNIFORM and would have every single variation of uniform from The Cage to Enterprise and would smile menacingly at DAVINA before having to be dragged off her still recovering body by security and thrown down the stairs to the house. And last but not least Tyrant and Jack unphased by not being in the original line-up would parachute into the garden smashed on narcotics and booze armed with spray cans and graffiti the house with anti WF and Comicon propaganda!
And then a few weeks in Ischabittle would crash through the security fence in an Abrams Tank in a fit of Leo Sayer rage and emerge from the vehicle dressed as a SPACE BAT and start playing the banjo for no reason whatsoever before smashing it over Grammour Boy's head before running trough the house in a pair of leopard print leggings humming Carmen.
IT WOULD BE GOOD.
Eggs kicking off in the Diary Room demanding Stoli and Elvis Costello songs to party to. Wacky arriving in a MANKIND costume to the house and PILE DRIVING Davina before rolling up the stairs to the house in a feat that defies gravity shouting "BANG BANG!"
Cassie and Curious arriving to the house dressed as original series CYLONS and Fuddlemiff and Whisky wearing crowns of LEGO recreating some of the more memorable arguments between Lou and Harold from Neighbours.
Gagh would be wearing one of those emu costumes but instead of being an emu he would be an AT-AT and he would refuse to take it off for the entire three months and would end up tearing the pillows and bedding apart and make a corner of the garden in to HOTH.
FBI would arrive with a fake mustache because you need to be 18 to get in the house but Davina would be gurning and trying to recover from the HELLACIOUS pile driver that the Wackster had executed on her only moments before and he would get by unnoticed. Headvoid would pretend his maternal grandmothers grandmother was BLACK and try and trick the other house mates into calling him a GOLLIWOG by constantly asking them who his favourite RUPERT BEAR character was while Grammour Boy would arrive in a STARFLEET UNIFORM and would have every single variation of uniform from The Cage to Enterprise and would smile menacingly at DAVINA before having to be dragged off her still recovering body by security and thrown down the stairs to the house. And last but not least Tyrant and Jack unphased by not being in the original line-up would parachute into the garden smashed on narcotics and booze armed with spray cans and graffiti the house with anti WF and Comicon propaganda!
And then a few weeks in Ischabittle would crash through the security fence in an Abrams Tank in a fit of Leo Sayer rage and emerge from the vehicle dressed as a SPACE BAT and start playing the banjo for no reason whatsoever before smashing it over Grammour Boy's head before running trough the house in a pair of leopard print leggings humming Carmen.
IT WOULD BE GOOD.
