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Big, faster, stronger

Jibbles

Shit Lord, Esq.
Getting there. Not going to reach my goals this year because of the compressed disc I suffered in April (and the relapse in August). The tweak in my left wrist is almost gone (been 2 months now), haven't been able to strengthen my forearms and they've atrophied a bit.

I should be hitting my goal of 315 squat sometime early January, I'll be hitting 295 this week on my fourth set.

My deadlift is around 265 at the moment because of the wrist injury. Can't grasp the bar that well. It's also hindered my pullups.

I'm up to 240 pounds now. Cutting fat and still going up in weight... excellent sign. I want to have my 8 pack again and hopefully not suffer any injuries again.
 
My goal was 315 deadlift, 315 squat, and maintain the eight pack. Probably hit it all by the end of February.
 
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If there is, boy, do I like being wrong :smfangel:

Jibbles, just so you know - my New Year resolve has now officially been changed to trolling you into sending me a picture of your torso, and I will not give up until I get it, you fucking tease.
 
Just the torso?

Come on, don't deprive yourself. You know you want to see those quadriceps too. You filthy little thing, you.
 
I was trying to convey a sense of pudency for once, but you know I want it all :D

@mm - shhh!
same address as usual?
 
Hey, sure, just send me your portfolio and I'll forward it RIGHT AWAY!!
(Damn this is easier than I thought, harhar)
 
I've heard that Ilyanna has started more than a few young men on the road to making good use of their hands.
 
Being all bulked and buffed out like that, are you faster? Maybe you could send a little video demonstrating your bigger, stronger, faster person.
 
I've heard that Ilyanna has started more than a few young men on the road to making good use of their hands.

And I am still getting Thank you cards from women around the world on a daily basis.

I hope she keeps them warm. I hate having cold hands.

Reason #3 for taking a female with you on a survial trip: you'll always have a place to warm your cold hands in.
 
"More than a mouthful is a waste"

Not true for the big handed, eh?

You know what they say about guys with big hands, right?

:bigass:

Big gloves
 
Jibbles:

Challenge?! I DARE THEE! DOST THOU JOUST?!

Joust, never; jest, occasionally; but, dare thee, I do. Video of you, bare waist up, doing bigger, faster, stronger.
 
Jibbles:

For a video of you, bare waist down, doing bigger, faster, strong?

Oh, honey, I'm a 100 years old. I don't do anything bigger, faster, and strong these days. I just reminisce. I walk pretty fast and can walk pretty far though. And, I don't have 8 pack abs or anything else fabulous to brag about. I jump around in the pool a lot but the people in the pool with me would have a fit if I took my suit off. Also do yoga but, trust me, you don't want to see me do that. Especially not half naked. Not unless you need a seriously huge laugh.

It'd be better if we just watch you do body building stuff. Or, you could come build me a deck.
 
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