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Blackfoot's Paradise

jack

jack

The Legendary Troll King
*Thanks to Charlemagne (the author)* sung to the tune of "Gangsta's Paradise" (with apologies to Mr. Wonder
Over 2200 views on FB :bigass:

As I post in the forum that's the Kingdom of Trolls
I try to boost my rep, 'cause I'm low in the polls
'Cause I've been pimpin' and bustin' for so long
That even my mama thinks that my mind is gone!
But I ain't never spammed a thread that really deserved it
Me treat Jack with respect you know that's unheard of
You better watch how you're talkin' when you come up the bend
Or New Age Posting will annoy you all to no end
I really hate to brag but I gotta fish shop
And I see myself cheering when the Cowboys are on top, fool
Gank's the kinda guy the little dummies wanna be like
Praying in the forums and shouting "Jesus Christ!"
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
My situation nearly drove me to despair
I can't live a normal life, they got me stranded in DayCare
So I gotta be down with my socks in N.A.P.
Too much comic book-reading has driven me batshit crazy
I'm a total fool with Conchaga on my mind
Got a comic in my hand and a gleam in my eye
I'm a wannabe gangsta with impotent anger
And my sockpuppets all say that I'm an awesome gang-banger, fool
DayCare ain't nothin' but a click away
I'm spammin' shit, do or die, what can I say
I'm in the clear now, but will that always be so
The way things are going, I don't know
Tell me why I am so blind to see
That the one I pwn, is always me
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Fish shop and the comics, comics and the fish shop
Maybe just for once, the Cowboys won't be a flop
Everybody's groaning, but half of them ain't caring
All that they are doing, is laughing at me and staring
The say I gotta wise up, but no one hear will teach me
So I guess I'll just make it so that nobody'll wanna reach me
So now that they can't, I guess they won't
I guess they front, but I still hold to the belief that I'm hot stuff, fool
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Been spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Keep spendin' most my life, postin' up in Blackfoot's Paradise
Tell me why I am so blind to see
That the one I pwn, is always me
Tell me why I am so blind to see
That the one I pwn, is always me
 
Cool, 37 views in just 1 day.

Looks like my Facebook posts about it are having an effect :D
 
WOW 115 views.

Poor Wilson. He's becoming an internet sensation for all the wrong reasons! :bigass:
 
You'll always be a second. I've never not admitted that. I agree you might be before me here. Irrelevant. The challenge in this post is your response.
 
I'll post whatever I like, whenever and wherever I like. Don't need your approval, "Daddy" :bigass:
 
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Hardly. Seems like your obsession, not mine. Religion is just that, fantasy thinking. Just because you're born/raised Catholic, doesn't make you Catholic.

Being born a nigger however..................
 
Doesn't make you Jewish either. Religion is not ethnicity or race, unless you're feeble minded.

:bigass:
 
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