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Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Blonde's 2005 year in review
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.... Couldn't get the.bottles to fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won`t fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn`t it???
October - Hate M &M`s.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn`t call 911....There`s no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!
January - Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight.
February - Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print
labels.... Couldn't get the.bottles to fit in typewriter!!!
March - Got excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months.....box said
"2-4 years!"
April - Trapped on escalator for hours.....power went out!!!
May - Tried to make Kool-Aid.....8 cups of water won`t fit into those
little packets!!!
June - Tried to go water skiing.....couldn`t find a lake with a slope.
July - Lost breast stroke swimming competition.....learned later, other
swimmers cheated, they used their arms!!!
August - Got locked out of car in rain storm.....car swamped, because
top was down.
September - The capital of California is "C".....isn`t it???
October - Hate M &M`s.....they are so hard to peel.
November - Baked turkey for 4 1/2 days.....instructions said 1 hour per
pound and I weigh 108!!!
December - Couldn`t call 911....There`s no "eleven" button on
the phone!!!
What a year!!
