blue tac

[whisky]

why doesnt it come in bulk, its so good to fiddle with when your stressed, but a decent ball will set you back a tenner

 

[Mentalist]

England is becoming stupid expensive.

 

[whisky]

come to think of it, why is blue tac only available in white and blue, surely there are virgin markets ripe for red tac, or yellow tac, green tac would be ahoot for fake boggies

 

[Mentalist]

Red-tac has a certain evil connotation to it. I'm all for it, lets start a red-tac company.

 

[whisky]

how do we start

 

[Mentalist]

We hi-jack a Blue-Tac truck, kill the driver, steal the shipment and then raid a home economics cuboard for red dye at my old High-School.


Piece of cake.

 

[whisky]

COCHINEAL!!