Body Cavity Searches

[JillianBacardi]

OMG!!! I wish Jack never would have said anything because I have thought about it several times today. *shudders* I cannot imagine airport security frisking me much less a cavity search. I will probably have nightmares now.

 

[T]

I hear they are bringing in a Sherman Tank to probe your vast ass with.

 

[JillianBacardi]

Is that what they do to people who have criminal records??? *Jillian starts decompensating*

What did you do??

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

That wasn't an airport. That was your last blind date.

 

[Sarek]

I hear they are bringing in a Sherman Tank to probe your vast ass with.

Talk about a spelunker’s nightmare.

*First Sgt. Wanker enters the vast unexplored regions of the Grand Ass Canyon. Taking a deep breath, he issues the first human sound ever heard into the unending darkness.

“Hello!………..hello…………..hello………..ello………………ello…………...lo…..â€

The sound bounces off the cavernous walls and rolls on endlessly.*

 

[JillianBacardi]

^you talking about your wife again Sarek?

 

[Sarek]

Lets see…

Jillian said:

I cannot imagine airport security frisking me much less a cavity search. I will probably have nightmares now.

And then T said:

I hear they are bringing in a Sherman Tank to probe your vast ass with.

To which I replied:

Talk about a spelunker’s nightmare.

*First Sgt. Wanker enters the vast unexplored regions of the Grand Ass Canyon. Taking a deep breath, he issues the first human sound ever heard into the unending darkness.

“Hello!………..hello…………..hello………..ello………………ello…………...lo…..â€

The sound bounces off the cavernous walls and rolls on endlessly.*

Now, if you follow the course of the comments, it becomes quite obvious to whom I’m referring. But, you ask:

^you talking about your wife again Sarek?

Proving that not only are you paranoid and crazy, but you may also be retarded.

 

[The Question]

I don't think "may also be" comes quite as close to the truth of the matter as "are a flaming fuckin'" does.