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Bonzie...please, hear me out!

TBonz's Clit

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I just want a little attention. Is that so wrong?

Just a little love. A little tenderness.

We could take baby steps. You could start with what would be your first bath in probably weeks, then we could go from there. Whilst your bathing tomorrow, let's say, you could maybe scrub me good and clean the residue that's built up here under my hood and certainly the foulness that's accumulated below me. You know what I mean. You could bake four or five loaves with that stuff.

Then on the third day, you could maybe shave the unsightly, matted pelt that you've allowed to grow around me and almost down to your ankles. Your husband would probably like a good landing strip or something.

Then a few more days with baths and showers, as you get used to it. Then finally, when you're ready, during a bath, you could maybe start to give me some undivided attention.

We can move to other stuff from there, like what I've got in my avatar.

Don't deny me!!!
 
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