Bored

[Dual]

I just finished writing the worst essay of my life. It's on Hieronymus Bosch's iconographic triptychs. For the first four pages, I analyzed Garden of Earthly Delights, The Judgement, and The Haywain, all of which, as it turns out, tell almost exactly the same story. Then, because I had a page requirement and nothing more to say, I nonsensically rambled about Bosch's connection to Calvinism for three more.

I think I'll go and buy a bunch of pot, then drive out into the middle of nowhere and get high.


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[Mirah]

That was boring to read too.
I am bored too.
Dick and Jane were fun.
Dick and Jane will run.
Dick and Jane will have fun in the sun.
Spot sits.
Spot sits in the grass.

 

[Gagh]

I think I want a threesome with Dick & Jane. By the time I've finished with Janem they'll be a spot in the grass, alright.

 

[Mirah]

Ooooooh thats hot. Dick and Jane and Gagh can run, wait, I'll get back to you on this.

 

[Dual]

Update: Drove out on Topanga, got to the overlook of the valley before pulling over on the cliffside and getting out. Smoked a couple bowls of a new strain, "Salmon Creek," and got really wasted, was unable to drive back. It was really cold and windy and my car was too, so I sat there for a few hours trying to sober up, then eventually braved the roadways and made it home.

 

[Archibald Nixon]

Attach this to your essay:

 

[Ilyanna]

or you can smoke some more Salmon Creek, make The Musical Hell your new Desktop wallpaper, study it intensely while listening to Deep Purple's April, and write down your weed-induced flow of thoughts on a sheet of paper. Attach that right below Archibald Nixon's pic.

A-grade totally guaranteed. :duh:

 

[SuN]

4 sho?