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Braden - BB11

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Braden

Age: 28
Occupation: Renaissance Man
Marital Status: Single

Born and raised in Dana Point, Calif., Braden spends his time surfing and has experience working as an international model and an actor. This bachelor lists his favorite activities as sleeping and talking to girls. He is a cocky surfer who, ironically, is afraid of drowning. He constantly boasts about his self-perceived intelligence, looks, charm and overall desirability.

Braden calls himself a fashion icon and thinks anything creative is totally rad; he even designs his own jewelry. But he hopes that he is not placed in the house with "fashionistas who think they are too cool for school." Braden has a very laid-back, California vibe and is concerned that the stress levels in the house will mess up his mellow personality. His fellow Houseguests may be thrown off by Braden’s vocabulary as he tends to make up his own words.

Aside from winning the cash prize, Braden hopes to have new experiences and gain the virtue of patience. He plans to win BIG BROTHER by being two-faced.

Braden’s favorite color is blue (because, according to him, it compliments his eyes) and his favorite food is sushi. His birth date is September 13, 1980.

Braden's CBS.com page
 
Everyone assumed he was going to be a douchebag, and he is to a small degree, but since he's not half as bad as the Jocks (Russell, Jeff and Jessie) he has gained a lot of sympathy.

Unfortunately he's just replaced Lydia on the nomination block, and is targeted for being backdoored. We may never know if he's really a d-bag or not.
 
Well, he's a racist piece of shit, so that's fun.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-6ZsnIbGpA[/YOUTUBE]

He gave this charming tirade to Lydia and Kevin:
"What the fuck are you? You’re a fucking Mexican from San Diego... I don’t fucking care, you’re a fucking beaner. Go home... I don’t fucking care. I’m fucking white and American... Yeah, you're all beaners."
 
SAUSAGEMAN said:
Well, he's a racist piece of shit, so that's fun.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-6ZsnIbGpA[/YOUTUBE]

He gave this charming tirade to Lydia and Kevin:
"What the fuck are you? You’re a fucking Mexican from San Diego... I don’t fucking care, you’re a fucking beaner. Go home... I don’t fucking care. I’m fucking white and American... Yeah, you're all beaners."
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Yeah, turns out he is a douchebag after all.

Jeff is also, he likes to call people faggot.
 
Exit interview was a glorious trainwreck. Minutes before, Chima had called him a racist on national TV in her nominee speech. He's sitting before the woman who he called a "ho" while drunk in the house, who also happens to be the wife of the head of the network. He was shitting his pants, trying to pretend that he was somebody else.

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Douchebag, heal thyself.
 
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