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Brian

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
"Those people are crazy, who the fuck's Johnny!?"

Some good unintentional comedy on the way in as he misshears the "get Charely out!" chants. VT was a bit generic too, but I see comedy potential. One thing though, nineteen? NINETEEN!? Looks about forty!
 
LOL, I couldn't believe it when they said he was 19.. and I've been complaining about being a year older. Still, he doesn't act as old as he looks.

I noticed him asking Charley why she got a bad reception, she said it was because she'd been crying.
 
She did. They knew that anyway, no one bought the "no prize money" twist.

His interview was instantly forgettable (must have been, I can't remember it.)
 
You muggin us off, Wacky? You gotta be a proper mackerel.. etc etc

Yeah, it was like Tracey's interview. I still don't like him.
 
Why is it always the thick ones get the most attention?

How are we supposed to get kids to learn in school when the clever contestants always loose, and its survival of the thickest.
 
CaptainWacky said:
"Those people are crazy, who the fuck's Johnny!?"

Some good unintentional comedy on the way in as he misshears the "get Charely out!" chants. VT was a bit generic too, but I see comedy potential. One thing though, nineteen? NINETEEN!? Looks about forty!
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LOL, the "who the fuck's Johnny!?" moment was great. He became my favourite when he entered...but HE OVER-EGGED THE PUDDING!

Seriously, no one buys that he doesn't know who Shakespeare is and he should just FUCKING STOP IT. He's a Big Brother expert and knows that playing to the lowest common denominator is what it takes to win. He should stop speaking in his put on voice and be normal. If he'd actually been the fairly bright and likalbe guy he is, instead of the over the top character, I would have wanted him to win. As it is, meh, I can take him or leave him.

"I LOVE BABE PIG IN THE CITY!"
 
I reckon he read the same "how to win BB" book as Glyn. Play dumb, use catchphrases, obsess over a particular food stuff(black pudding or cider are good ones!) don't get in any more arguments than you need to, find ugly hags attractive(Lea/Shanessa Undresser) and do your best to engineer a "jouuurnneeey".
 
LOL, I forgot about Glyn reading that book. Maybe he and Glyn could go into business together, LIKE FOREST GUMP AND BUBBHA LOL RACISM.
 
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