Brightest Galactic Flash Ever Detected Hits Earth

[MessengerX]

"This is a once-in-a-lifetime event," said Rob Fender of Southampton University in the UK. "We have observed an object only 20 kilometers across [12 miles], on the other side of our galaxy, releasing more energy in a tenth of a second than the Sun emits in 100,000 years."

http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/bright_flash_050218.html

Time travel, God-fart, Zionist conspiracy?!?!

YOU DECIDE!!!!!1

 

[Goat]

miss manners winking at someone

 

[The Question]

It was the Planet of the Amazon Women. They built a telescope looking for us earth men, and the first thing they saw was my godlike penis. The eruption of female lust was visible all the way across the galaxy.

 

[whisky]

David Palmer?

Wasnt he the president?

 

[jack]

It was Sauron.

 

[MessengerX]

It was Sauron.

Nice wholesome tales about white people aren't for dirty yids like you.

 

[starguard]

Sounds like someone's Death Star just got blown up. :shock:

 

[NeonMercuryASH]

It does make you wonder if it was a natural phenomena. There aren't any stars twenty km across, so it is unlikely anything went super-nova.

 

[Sendell]

There's a whole load of weird stuff.