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CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
Have you ever tried to eat exactly half of the crisps in a tube of Pringles? Only to find, when you reopen the tube the next day or whatever, that you've actualy eaten* SLIGHTY MORE than half; meaning that you don't get as many Pringles in this eating session? The inside of Pringles tubes should have marks on them telling you EXACTLY how much you've eaten. Marks for every quarter of a tube would be acceptable, but they could have marks for every tenth of a tube if they wanted. That way you'd be able to tell EXACTLY when you've eaten half the tube and stop (if you want to!) No more days of having slightly fewer Pringles than on other days!

*is it eaten or ate?
 
Wrestling rings should change size and dimensions according to who is wrestilng. The standard size would be for men, but when women are wrestling it would shift size proportionaly to difference in size between the average male and female wrestler. It's not fair on women that rings are designed for men and the ropes are too high of them and such so this would fix that and alow them to perform to their full potential. For midget wrestlers it would be super small. This technology probably doesn't exist.
 
CaptainWacky said:
Have you ever tried to eat exactly half of the crisps in a tube of Pringles? Only to find, when you reopen the tube the next day or whatever, that you've actualy eaten* SLIGHTY MORE than half; meaning that you don't get as many Pringles in this eating session? The inside of Pringles tubes should have marks on them telling you EXACTLY how much you've eaten. Marks for every quarter of a tube would be acceptable, but they could have marks for every tenth of a tube if they wanted. That way you'd be able to tell EXACTLY when you've eaten half the tube and stop (if you want to!) No more days of having slightly fewer Pringles than on other days!

*is it eaten or ate?
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Pringles cans should be sideways and have a little motor, like a blackjack dealer's card dispenser, so that it "deals" you the exact amount of Pringles required.

THAT WAS SORTA BRILLIANT INNIT
 
You don't know how exhausting it is as an American to hold on to your analytical mind and defend the frickin Constitution on a daily basis.

It's becoming too easy to slip into a cult and be one of the blindfolded sheep. What cliff? I don't see no cliff? WHEEEEE!
 
Then again you guys have Rishi Swastika to deal with, so you know.

But I have confidence you will bounce that hairdo this July.
 
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