BUGGER ME!

[Lord Raffles]

A 1924 entry in Evelyn Waugh's diary states that an English High Court judge presiding in a sodomy case sought advice on sentencing from Lord Birkenhead. "Could you tell me", he asked, "what do you think one ought to give a man who allows himself to be buggered?" Birkenhead replied without hesitation, "Oh, 30 shillings or £2; whatever you happen to have on you."

 

[Lilac]

Hehe, oops.

 

[Hot Carl]

Anal play of any kind during sex can be very exhilarating.

 

[Gagh]

Anal play of any kind during sex can be very exhilarating.

Well, we can easily source a hamster for you. We'll have to work on the gerbils.

 

[Lilac]

We don't want to give the hamster a heart attack before he knows which, er, hamster tunnel he's going to be crawling through.