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Building a wall

Ilyanna

Ilyanna

moral imperfection
So I have a test tomorrow about
a) how to build a wall

  • make a solid foundation so it won't fall and the owner won't sue me
  • keep it dry so it won't crumble or fall and the owner won't sue me
  • make it nice to look at so the owner pays me.
Peace of cake. Bonus points: how do I build a wall with a horizontal foundation and a crest with a 7% linear decline?

Ugh, I order some construction company to do it?



b) how to build a pergola


  • make a solid foundation so it won't fall and the owner won't sue me
  • keep it dry so it won't crumble or fall and the owner won't sue me
  • make it nice to look at so the owner pays me.
Easy-peasy. Bonus points: Explain the difference between a pin and a bolt. Yeah, right. Not even our professor knew the diff.


c) how to build a lake

  • make the water stay in so the owner won't sue me.
  • make the soil stay out so the owner won't sue me.
  • make the water's edge look pretty so the owner pays me.
Yep. No problem. Bonus points: how to make it secure that dogs and kids and drunks can get out after having fallen in out of stupidity. Erm, make it only 20 cm deep?


I bet I'll excel in this.
 
For extra credit, be sure to mention the fact that a great way to make your mortar stronger on the cheap is to mix whole blood in with it.
 
Plus, it would be an awesome way to get rid of at least parts of the drunk who manage to drown despite of the lake's shallowness.
 
OMG, lol, I'd actually get away with this as long as I cite that patent. University - the place you can articulate the most gut-wrenching things without being arrested.
Just when I thought I'd seen it all... (should the fact that I simply accept your knowledge about this without being totally crept out bother me?)
 
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