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Bush Doesn't Care About Texans

eloisel

eloisel

Forever Empress E
Here it has been raining for days and the weather forecast is for more rain through July 7th. Central Texas towns are flooded already and we're expecting to get another 15 inches overnight. I'm uphill from all of that but even we're more than soggy. Why isn't Bush and the rescuers out there with boats and sandbags fixing this? Why haven't Bush and his party built an umbrella over the whole freaking state of Texas? Why aren't they bringing me food and blankets? Where are those delicious hunky rescue boys sliding down a rope from their helicopters to take care of me? Damn it - I demand to be taken care of because it is raining!!!!!!!
 
Where are the celebrities in their private airplanes to survey the damage and get their face on TV showing what concerned individuals they are? Where is Michael Moore with his prowress in hard hitting documentaries? Where oh where is Nancy Pelosi?

Please, for the love of god, I implore you. Send sand, and lots of it. Those cute little colorful plastic buckets with the little shovel and fork - those are awesome too. And, steak dinners from Steakway - they deliver and are so good - add some shrimp on the side and it'll be awesome. A beach blanket, a couple of cabana men with palm fronds to cool me, and a hunk to fetch me some tea .... I'd be in heaven. Then I'd know the rest of the world cares about us Texans when it rains.

Oh, and don't forget my year or more of free living, thousands in cash and credit cards, and my custom made trailer.
 
It's a strategic decision to demonstrate that lack of Katrina response wasn't motivated by racism. They are going full force with the "we're incompetent" approach.
 
A_Real_Prick666 said:
I'm putting on my ProKeds now and bringing you down a rubber raft and some Pop Tarts. Hold on to that tree.
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Cool. I'm up in it - it is the tallest one in the neighborhood. Thank gawd for wireless and laptops. The cell phone battery is worn down.
 
George Bush said:
We're doing everything we can.

Trust me.
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Okay. I trust you. But, if you don't come soon, I'm putting a lien on your ranch in Crawford. Your Secret Service will be my Secret Service - make sure you get some hunks working for you.
 
Okay - I'll hang out here. Could you be a real doll and swing by the QT and pick me up some taquitos, a diet coke, and some dry smokes? That'd be awesome. Thanks, Prick.
 
Screw that. As long as I am safe from the floods, it can rain 4-EV-R. My electric bill was low for the month of June!
 
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