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I am already on my second breakfast.

I woke up this morning, took a nice hot shower, fed the cats, emptied the dishwasher, ate a bowl of cereal (added fresh peaches and bananas), tidied up and made my bed, started the coffee, took the fruit outside to the compost.
Talked to a couple of friends on the phone, got out my homework, then I got hungry again.
Started the second breakfast at 9:30 AM for the sleepy houseguests who crawled out of bed around 10 ish.

When are they going home?

I'm busy.

I have things to do.

Get off my back already.
 
Complain about the rain

Its too bad you were in bed all morning and didn't get to see the sun come and go
and the rain come and go

"I hate the rain" you say
 
If you don't want a control writ for multiple cats [by name] I can't be held responsible for what they might do.

If you can't get the name you could try to bind all cats. But that's a lot of cats. And cat are relatively strong.
 
I am already on my second breakfast.

I woke up this morning, took a nice hot shower, fed the cats, emptied the dishwasher, ate a bowl of cereal (added fresh peaches and bananas), tidied up and made my bed, started the coffee, took the fruit outside to the compost.
Talked to a couple of friends on the phone, got out my homework, then I got hungry again.
Started the second breakfast at 9:30 AM for the sleepy houseguests who crawled out of bed around 10 ish.

When are they going home?

I'm busy.

I have things to do.

Get off my back already.

Wow. I feel lazy. All I did was get up at 9AM, shower, go to a parade, eat tuna sandwich and chips for lunch, make potato salad, clear the dirty dishes and junk off the kitchen table, sit and relax on the back porch and listen to the radio while my brother grilled sausages, and ate dinner.
 
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