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buy one, get one free

whisky

whisky

Boobie inspector
How come they never just give you the free one?

I mean why should I have to buy one to get the free one, if its free, tehy should just give it to me

fuckers!
 
GUERILLA BOGO MARKETING GIMMICK
 
It's becasue the free one comes from the MIRROR UNIVERSE.
 
Both items are in reality half price.
 
Half price? OR FRIED RICE?
 
just another lie perpetuated on the drinkers of this world. This madness will never end. No.
 
Fried rice sounds good...
 
How about "Gift With Purchase"?! I purchase all year long, I should just get the gift and not have to purchase a damn thing at that time if I don't wanna!
 
How about buy five panties, get the sixth one free? I've never understood why I should pay for five of them just to get one for free. Dumbasses.
 
Why do panties come in fives anyway?
 
Everyone knows girls have ten legs.
 
One for every day of the week, and they go commando at the weekend.
 
Girls wear pants!?
 
Buy one, get one free. Then return the one you bought and keep the "free" one.
 
What if it's a bomb and it's blown up before you can return it?
 
Find it if exploding is covered in the warrenty
 
What if you blew up the warranty!?
 
you wouldnt have a leg to stand on
 
Grammour Boy said:
Buy one, get one free. Then return the one you bought and keep the "free" one.
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Having worked in retail, that doesn't work.
 
GB FAILS AGAIN
 
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