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Cacophony's 12 days of Christmas
- Thread starter Mirah
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Conchaga
Let's fuck some shit up
It doesn't fit the rhyme scheme
"One case of wicked herpes" fits a bit better, but I'm afraid there's nothing to do with GTC's name
Is there only 12 days let until Christmas? Shit.
If you elongate the word herpes at the end of that verse, it works.
Her-eer-eer- pees
I Love Cunt
Watch It
Sounds good to me. I had actually planned to do several of these for several different people. I had a moment of creativity while at work, but then forgot all of my ideas when I got home. Dammit.
eloisel
Forever Empress E
On the fifth day of Christmas Grandtheftcow gave to Cacophony
five Golden Showers,
four Brokeback birds,
a threesome with a French maid,
two rocky mountain oysters
and a wicked case of herpes on her knee.
Cacophony is probably thinking that with gifts like these she'd just as soon GTC give her a lump of coal and antibiotics the rest of the 12 days of Christmas.
five Golden Showers,
four Brokeback birds,
a threesome with a French maid,
two rocky mountain oysters
and a wicked case of herpes on her knee.
Cacophony is probably thinking that with gifts like these she'd just as soon GTC give her a lump of coal and antibiotics the rest of the 12 days of Christmas.