Calling all TKr's.. I need your help!!!

[starguard]

I went to the race track today and placed a bet on a horse that I couldn't cover. The horse was pregnant and only had three legs. I didn't know this till it got out the gates, but by that time it was too late. Now these guys in black suits are after me. I'm typing this from an internet cafe hoping that they dont come in here and see me. If I turn up dead, I just want you all to know that it was Messenger X's fault. He told me through subliminal messaging that I should place that bet and I trusted him

 

[Sarek]

Fool.

On all counts.

 

[Mentalist]

You didn't though did you. If we're being totally honest.

 

[jack]

I know a lawyer that will take the case.

 

[Baby_Manson_Jr]

I know the type. My followers will hunt them down, slit their throats, inviscerate them and make polish sausages out of them.

 

[Tyrant]

I went to the race track today and placed a bet on a horse that I couldn't cover. The horse was pregnant and only had three legs. I didn't know this till it got out the gates, but by that time it was too late. Now these guys in black suits are after me. I'm typing this from an internet cafe hoping that they dont come in here and see me. If I turn up dead, I just want you all to know that it was Messenger X's fault. He told me through subliminal messaging that I should place that bet and I trusted him

:shock:

 

[Starship Coyote]

I know a lawyer that will take the case.

Denny Crane?

 

[Gagh]

shatner rools!