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Calling Mommy Dearest.."I mean Bridgette"

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
My Neighbors want to arrange a meeting with you. They want to seduce you to the "Dark Side" of the Force.


All you have to do is Put down your Bible, and forget all the tampered with fables of men lost in time and forgotten long ago.


The Dark Side offers much to live for.(Wine, Song, Drugs of every kind, riches beyond your wildest dreams, lots of hot sex, all the dick you want whenever you want it...oh yea, and lots of Burnt out Hippies that are still living in the 60's.)


They said of you leave the blind teachings of the brainwashing dwelling you call a "church", and bow your head to the "Master of the living system", for which we all are a part of (expect me of course), You will be able to see the world in a whole new light.

They want you to renounce your bible and come to the Dark Side of the force.


Are you willing?



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