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Calling on all Women of TK

starguard

starguard

Unluckiest Charm in the Box
Tell us the truth...DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER?

For all you ladies out there say that "oh no honey it doesn't matter, I love you the way you are" here is the chance to set it straight... and be honest.

Over time I have met women that stated " as there are teaspoons of water that are deeper than me, as far as I am concerned, ANY size is too big", while other woman said " its not the size of the boat that matters, its the motion in the ocean"


I want to hear YOUR opinions on this!!


DOES SIZE REALLY MATTER.. and if so, what size is the "best size" to you :)
 
Yes, a guy can go too deep. (BTW I'm a dude) I've bottomed-out on a girl and she told me it felt like someone punched her in the gut. Yet, most girls like breadth more than length. You can have a 12" dick but if it looks like a long stack of quarters, you're just playing stick ball, baby. You need to have the oversized wiffle ball bat. Or, for the Brits, a big cricket bat.
 
Sparkle Muffin said:
.....most guys suck in bed anyways.
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That's because you've never dated a nerd. If a guy knows the ins and outs of a computer, it's a sure bet that he knows the ins and outs of a lot of porn. Thus, he's virtually a master in bed, not just a masturbater.
 
Yeah, well. I don't get a chance do I, so you really don't get to be part of this convo.....

I SAID GOOD DAY!
 
You kidding? Go find a chatroom somewhere. Most men on the net are extremely horny. If you can't find a man on the internet you must be related to the Elephant man 'cause you gotta be U-G-L-Y! Or, you can propostition any given man on TK, Wacky and Blazerboy aside, and they'd accept the opportunity to "give you a chance."
 
Why is that? He's not gay? Is he married? Or, do you have a thing against the British? Are you Canadian? Worse yet, are you Australian? You commonwealth people are horrible.
 
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