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Can Data orgasm at will (not Riker)

CaptainWacky

CaptainWacky

I want to smell dark matter
We all know Data is capable for "doing the sex" and all that, but does he actually have to go to all the trouble of teasing his robot penis to the point of ejaculation, or can he just initiate his "ORGASM PROTOCOL" at any time? They should have showed him randomly orgasming on the bridge throughout the series until Picard says "MISTER DATA, KINDLY CURB YOUR ORGASMING" just as an oily stain appears on Data's crotch area. THEY SHOULD HAVE.
 
PIcard would send him to Geordi to have his orgasm subroutines adjusted.
 
Do you think he ever experimented with farting the same way he experimented with other aspects of humanity?
 
It makes you wonder? Did he have a haemorrhoids subroutine as well?

"Mr Data, why are you walking bow-legged on my bridge?"
 
lol...
Picard: MR Data, please stop squirming you are distracting me.
Data: Captain, Geordi and Dr Crusher have created an itchy anus subroutine so I can better understand the human experience.
Picard: Carry on then.
 
I can't believe you all have overlooked the most important question!

Can he choose what comes out of his penis? Can he make it chocolate sauce for Troi or bloodwine for nasty Kilingon whores or good ol fashioned sticky sperm [sans reproductive qualities] for Tasha?
 
In generations he was laughing at all the jokes he had ever heard, so presumably if he started remembering all the naked women and porn he had seen over his life, he might have been coming all the time in his pants.

Then again if it was getting out of control he would probably detatch it and leave it in his room.

Like the emotion chip that was perminantly fused and on/could be turned off at will/could easily be removed/was the size of a watch battery/was the size of a shredded wheat
 
We sure do endeavour to make great debate & comment on the political & social factors Trek often commented upon.
 
whisky said:
In generations he was laughing at all the jokes he had ever heard, so presumably if he started remembering all the naked women and porn he had seen over his life, he might have been coming all the time in his pants.

Then again if it was getting out of control he would probably detatch it and leave it in his room.

Like the emotion chip that was perminantly fused and on/could be turned off at will/could easily be removed/was the size of a watch battery/was the size of a shredded wheat
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Ugh, his laughing face was disturbing enough, who wants to see his orgasm face?
 
The actress that played Pulaski was in two episodes of the original series.

Probably just a viscous rumour that she got all three roles by sucking GRs cock.
 
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