CAN I PLEASE BE RELEASED NOW THANKS?

[Low_Res_Skan]

I DONUT UNDERSTAND WHY I AM STILL IN HERE PLEASE.

CAN I PLEASE BE RELEASED FROM THIS BOTTOM FORUMS OKAY. I HAVE NOT SPAMMED EVEN. PLEASE LET ME THE FUCK OUT.

I AM THE SAUSAGE TRAPPED IN THE PACKAGE, PLEASE SET ME FREE. ALLOW ME TO PLUMP AND SWELL IN MY OWN FATTY JUICES. I WILL EVEN WATCH STAR TREK WITH YOU OK?

 

[jack]

What's interesting about your post is....wait phones ringing,.....have to get back to you on this. OK?

 

[The Skaninator]

I hope you get back soon. I am glad you wasted your time posting here Jack. Your sort of posting is an assessment of complete fuckwittery with no purpose, humour, or intelligence. I see this about the 5th or 6th thread you have posted this theme in.

Originality not one of your strong points huh?

 

[jack]

Speaking of originality...just a sec...phone, k?

 

[Gonad]

"Well, never mind. You two needn't egg her on like
that. Dinner is ready now, and, Gilbert, DON'T let
Mrs. Rachel carve the geese. I know she means to offer
to do it because she doesn't think you can do it
properly. Show her you can."