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Canadas New National Anthem

Lord Kookoo

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Canada, land of frozen waste
Where the people are white as toothpaste
Land of the sodomites
Land of faghgot peacnicks too pussy to fight

O Canada, Canada, ran by cowards and nerds
whose dicks are covered in turds
O' Canada, O Canada land of beer guzzling bumbs
Who are retarded from becoming too numb
O Canada, O Canada

From the frozen tundra of the north
to the escargo eating french
to the dopehead sleeping on a bench
Our nation sucks, were too busy fuck-
ing each other in the ass
to take a stand
Cause were queers and not men
Against terror-ism
pussies we are, from star to star
in the homo bar
getting our dicks sucked
and in the ass fucked

O Canada, O Canada
Fuck you third rate state
You suck, what the fuck
you worthless ingrate

_Dedicated to all pussies who are too afraid to fight for freedom, and against terrorist and religious fascists, like the fags from Canada.
 
Oh man...so funny...but slightly inaccurate:
You didn't mention hockey anywhere!
Try rhyming one of the fucks with puck...you'll be good to go, my friend.
Lord Kookoo said:
Canada, land of frozen waste
Where the people are white as toothpaste
Land of the sodomites
Land of faghgot peacnicks too pussy to fight

O Canada, Canada, ran by cowards and nerds
whose dicks are covered in turds
O' Canada, O Canada land of beer guzzling bumbs
Who are retarded from becoming too numb
O Canada, O Canada

From the frozen tundra of the north
to the escargo eating french
to the dopehead sleeping on a bench
Our nation sucks, were too busy fuck-
ing each other in the ass
to take a stand
Cause were queers and not men
Against terror-ism
pussies we are, from star to star
in the homo bar
getting our dicks sucked
and in the ass fucked

O Canada, O Canada
Fuck you third rate state
You suck, what the fuck
you worthless ingrate

_Dedicated to all pussies who are too afraid to fight for freedom, and against terrorist and religious fascists, like the fags from Canada.
 
YOU KNOW YOU WRONG!!! (ROFLMAO) :kitty:

That made me laugh so hard that my cheeks are starting to hurt
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