Canadians banned from Jeopardy!

[Dr Dave]

Canadians now barred from competing on Jeopardy!, but not from hosting it · Newswire · The A.V. Club



What next, geese allowed to be on the show?

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

I wasn't aware Canadians were eligible before. Usually any US game show only casts US citizens.

 

[Volpone]

It's their beady little eyes and floppy heads. They creep out the American viewer.

 

[The Question]

They're only good for kicking while they're babies.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Are Mexicans allowed on?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

They fucking already own all the prime acting gigs on television and in the movies. We need something for ourselves.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Are Mexicans allowed on?

No, the studio has no facilities for them to park their burros.

 

[Volpone]

Yes. The "can" has to be at the end of the nationality, not the beginning.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Would The Brooklyn Brawler be allowed on Jeopardy?

 

[Dr Dave]

Not with that outfit!

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

Those jeans look like they could win a match all by themselves.

 

[Volpone]

1) God, look how young Mean Gene Oakerland is.
2) Acidwash jeans FTW!
3) Is that the Joker, on the right side of the photo, below the woman in the red dress?
4) Wow, the 1980s, distilled into its purest form.

 

[CaptainWacky]

That's Howard Finkel, not Mean Gene. But yeah that is the Joker!

 

[Volpone]

Huh. You're right. Looks similar. And in pro wrestling. So a reasonable mistake to make, but no, it isn't Mean Gene.

 

[FBI parte due]

I can't see pictures of Alex Trebek with a mustache without thinking "Lebanese pimp" or "spiv."