CanI get serious in the Mine Field for just a second?

[Big Dick McGee]

Everyone who posts here, the regular Mine Field crew, Wacky, Gagh, Mentalist, Eggs, Kerb Crawler, Whiskey and you, too, Caitriona. I really do consider you all my friends. I hope I have the opportunity to meet each and every one of you sometime, be it next year or when we're senior citizens, complaining about the latest batch of whippersnapper "trolls".

I wish you all a very Merry Christmas, and if I could give you all a nice personal gift, I would.

If I've forgotten anyone, I apologize.


And if you think THIS thread is schmaltzy, wait'll you see my New Year thread!

 

[Kerb Crawler]

Hey, wow... Thanks BDM! I really appreciate that!

I hope for nothing but the best for you and yours this holiday season!

(I'll wish you something nice up in the "Christmas Giving" thread topside tonight or tomorrow.)

 

[CaptainWacky]

The thought of meeting people in real life terrifies me to my very soul. MERRY AND PIPPIN CHRISTMAs.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

We should play golf one day, by which I mean, I'll drop my golf clubs off at your house so I can shag your hot sister.

 

[CaptainWacky]

But she doesn't live here!

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Is she older or younger than you? Would you say she's attractive to the opposite sex? Why doesn't she live there?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Older, no, lives with (male) "partner".

 

[Big Dick McGee]

You don't think your sister is pretty? Shame on you!!

(I'd still do her).

 

[CaptainWacky]

Okay.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

I hope you don't mind, but I always picture your sister looking like Shirley Manson, and you looking like Robert Carlisle.

 

[CaptainWacky]

You couldn't be further from the truth if you tried. Well, you could. But not by much.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

What celebrity do you most look like? What about your sister?

I look like a young, sexy Elvis. And Tom Welling, too.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Leonard Nimoy. And I don't know. I really don't care about my sister and neither should you.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Ok, sorry. Didn't mean to make you mad, I was just kidding around.

 

[CaptainWacky]

YOU MADE ME MAD LIKE A DALEK.

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Please don't EXTERMINATE!!! EXTERMINATE!! me.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Have you seen any of the latest series of Doctor Who (I know it's not on in the STates)?

 

[beergoggles]

You all sound gay. Are you planning to get together for a Holiday dick-suck-a-thon? Stupid fucking forum cliques are always the same. Next your going to call me a dual, right?

 

[CaptainWacky]

^The best argument for finally using the "ignore" function there could possibily be?

 

[Big Dick McGee]

Have you seen any of the latest series of Doctor Who (I know it's not on in the STates)?

No, I'll have to illegally download the shows. Who's the new Who?