Cantonagram

[whisky]

Just an idea I had where you would hire Eric Cantona to knock on someones door, and when they answered it he would fly through and double kick them in the chest.

Are there any other -grams you can think of that might work?

 

[CaptainWacky]

Orangutangram. An orangutan shows up and fucks your shit up. Possibly kills you.

 

[Loktar]

Gramagram. An old lady/grandma shows up on your doorstep and randomly either flings cats at you or gives you a basket of homemade cookies.

 

[headvoid]

GramoGram

Comes and weighs things in and around your person, tells you their weight in Grams.

 

[headvoid]

Frankogram

Honest opinions are given about your dress sense and body odour.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Gwynethogram. Costs five thousands dollars and you're not quite sure what it does.

 

[Loktar]

Midgetgram. Warwick Davis and Peter Dinklage kick you in the shins.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

John Barrowgram. I don't know exactly what it'd entail but it'd be a pain in the arse.

 

[CaptainWacky]

Is that' what his BBC One Saturday show is?

 

[Loktar]

Loktargram. I show up on your doorstep in a comfy chair dressed like this:

For a bit extra I do a sexy dance.

 

[CaptainWacky]

John Barrowgram. I don't know exactly what it'd entail but it'd be a pain in the arse.

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