CaptainWacky announces plans to never feel emotions again

[CaptainWacky]

"Yes, that's right," he said, blankly.

 

[Mentalist]

'OMG WHAT THE FUweCK "cries*

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'LL FEEL NIKKI'S ARSE BUT THAt's IT

 

[Eggs Mayonnaise]

"WHERE DO YOU WANT THESE NECCO WAFERS?" wondered Eggs.

 

[Dr Dave]

It's a brave new world

 

[Mentalist]

And Dr Dave is going to live in it. I'm staying here.

 

[Dr Dave]

Here have some pills

 

[CaptainWacky]

I CNA't DO IT SMA

 

[CaptainWacky]

This plan went well.

 

[Laker_Girl]

And Captain Wacky is well on his way to being a serial killer ala "Dexter"...

 

[CaptainWacky]

I'd never kill anyone.

 

[Fuddlemiff]

Not anyone who didn't deserve it.

*slices blood orange*

 

[CaptainWacky]

who am I to judge

 

[Lilac]

If you didn't feel emotions, you'd be perfect to judge!

 

[Fuddlemiff]

You can't judge people's emotional motivations if you don't have any. That ain't fair!

 

[Lilac]

But if you had them at some point and then lost them, you would at least know what they are, what they feel like, and how they motivate people.
Better than a robot or droid, at least.

 

[Dr Dave]

But you might forget what they were like and become a complete asshole and just kill based on logic and shit.

 

[Lilac]

A cross between a Vulcan and Robocop?!

 

[Dr Dave]

Not unless you were partly made of metal.

 

[Bickendan]

Robocop = Assimilated Vulcan?